What’s on the menu
Starters & Small Plates
Our Famous Sourdough with Balsamic & Olive Oil
60
Cheesy Focaccia with a Trio of Dips
Tzatziki, hummus & olive tapenade
150
Chimichurri Steak Strips
170
Creamy Peri-Peri Chicken Livers
90
Fried Calamari with Seasoned Mayo
130
Buffalo Wings
90
Fried Halloumi with Sweet Chilli Sauce
120
Cheesy Nachos
Add Pulled pork 25
135
Add Bread 10
Breakfasts
With your choice of bread – Rye/ Sourdough/ Ciabatta/ Wrap
Breakfast Jaffle
Bolognese mince, béchamel sauce, soft egg, crispy onions & fresh basil
80
Omelette
Three-egg omelette with bacon, tomato & cheese
110
Sunrise Brekkie
Two fried eggs, bacon, grilled tomato & bread
75
The Big Breakfast
Boerewors, two eggs, two grilled tomatoes, extra thick sourdough, three strips of bacon & a portobello mushroom stuffed with cream cheese & cheddar
165
Smashed Avo on Toast
75
Flapjack Stack
Three flapjacks, fresh berries, caramelised banana, crème fraîche & maple syrup
129
American Style French Toast
Bread, bacon, caramelised banana & maple flavoured crème fraîche
140
Seasonal Fruit Bowl with Greek Yoghurt
110
Breakfast Bagel
Cream cheese, fried egg, avo & salmon
165
Geeky Toasties
Pizza Toastie
Tomato base, mozzarella cheese & pepperoni on sourdough
110
Bacon, Egg & Cheese Toastie
115
Chicken Mayo Toastie
115
Pulled Pork Open Sandwich
With pickled red onion, crispy onions, rocket & emmental cheese on sourdough, served with coleslaw
135
Mozzarella, Basil Pesto & Sundried Tomato Toastie
115
Add Regular Chips 35
Burgers
Doughnut Burger
Beef patty, smashed onion & cheese, two bacon
rashers & cranberry dressing on a doughnut
110
Double Chilli
Two beef patties, mixed peppers, jalapeño & cheese
sauce on a homemade bun
130
Geek Beef
100g Beef patty, tomato, red onion, lettuce & BBQ
sauce on a homemade bun
90
Geek Chicken
Grilled or fried chicken breast, tomato, red onion,
lettuce & sweet chilli mayo on a homemade bun
95
Double Fried Onion & Bacon
Two beef patties, tomato, fried onion, smoked bacon, lettuce, gherkins, BBQ sauce & cheese sauce on a homemade bun
155
Add Regular Chips 35
All Time Favourites
Grilled Salmon
Grilled salmon, smashed baby potatoes, green
beans & lemon butter sauce
240
English-Style Pub Fish & Chips
Perfect with a draught.
Fried hake, served with mashed peas, twice-cooked chips & homemade tartare sauce
Fried hake, served with mashed peas, twice-cooked chips & homemade tartare sauce
195
St. Louis Pork Ribs
Marinated BBQ pork ribs served with twice-cooked chips
270
Calamari
Grilled or fried, served with a tartare sauce
220
Butter Chicken Curry
Served with basmati rice, pickled onion salad & poppadom
195
Chicken Schnitzel
Choice of mushroom or cheese sauce
195
Chicken Wrap
Mixed lettuce, carrots, mushrooms, quinoa,
corn, caramelised onion, celery, avo, hummus
& Kewpie mayo
145
Fried Chicken Strips with Basil & Chilli Mayo
105
Deboned Chicken Thighs
Three deboned chicken thighs glazed in tikka sauce
180
Quesadillas
Emmental, cheddar, mozzarella, spicy mayo & a side salad or chips
130
Creamy Cajun Chicken Pasta
165
Salads & Poke Bowls
Geek House Green Salad
Mixed greens, edamame, cucumber, parmesan, toasted pumpkin seeds, dried cranberries & balsamic dressing
140
Halloumi And Chicken Salad
Grilled halloumi, crumbed chicken strips, red onion, mixed peppers, pawpaw, caramelised macadamia nuts & cranberry dressing
170
Salmon Poke Bowl
Salmon, avo, edamame, pickled cucumber, rice, black sesame seeds & dill cream cheese
200
Chicken Bowl
Grilled chicken, rice, broccoli, carrot & cucumber ribbons, pawpaw, sesame seeds & coriander cream cheese
140
Exotic Poke Bowl
Seared teriyaki chicken, rice, pickled onion, pineapple, edamame & cherry tomatoes
140
SIDES
Chargrilled Corn topped with Parsley Butter & Feta
30
Thick Cut Onion Rings
35
Handcut Double-Fried Chips
40
Seasonal Veggies
35
Side Salad
35
*Prices are subject to change
Pizzas
With your choice of base – Regular/ Gluten Free/ Sourdough
Classic Margherita
100
Chorizo Pizza Sandwich
Chorizo, caramelised onions, feta, emmental & chimichurri
190
Mediterranean
Artichokes, olives, mushrooms, ham, sundried tomato, mozzarella & caramelised onion
170
Milano
Mozzarella, bacon, feta & avo
170
Regina
Mozzarella, ham & mushroom
140
Donatello’s Pizza
Mozzarella, pulled pork, caramelised onion, BBQ sauce, roasted pepper & rocket
195
Two Little Piggies
Mozzarella, pepperoni, bacon, garlic & avo
170
BBQ Chicken
Mozzarella, BBQ chicken, feta, avo, red onion & peppadew
190
Deboned Ribs
Mozzarella, deboned ribs, mushroom & caramelised onion
180
Four Cheese
Mozzarella, cream cheese, provolone & parmesan
155
From the Grill
We proudly serve Premium Chalmer Beef which has been perfected since 1969. All cuts of steak are aged for 28 days to achieve unmatched tenderness & flavour.
Sirloin 300g
220
Fillet 250g
280
T-Bone 500g
350
SAUCES
Roasted Garlic
40
Black Peppercorn
40
Mushroom
40
Cheese
40
Chimichurri
45
Bone Marrow Butter
50
Tanya's Signature Bakes
Baked fresh daily, made with love.
Brownie/Blondie with soft serve
75
Cheesecake
75
Carrot Cake
95
Chocolate Cake
80
Biscoff Cake
80
Waffle With Soft Serve
75
Gelato Selections on Display
SQ
Warmers
SHORT
TALL
Americano
33
Macchiato
30
Cappuccino
33
38
Dark Café Mocha
55
White Café Mocha
55
Red Cappuccino
38
Café Latte
38
Dark Hot Chocolate
42
White Hot Chocolate
45
Flat White
36
Vanilla Flavoured Latte
50
Hazelnut Flavoured Latte
50
Salted Caramel Flavoured Latte
50
Milo
36
Spiced Chai
44
Boeretroos
48
Tea
Rooibos
33
5 Roses
33
Green Tea
33
Twinings
Mint, Earl Grey, Chamomile
35
*Prices are subject to change
Cold Beverages
DRINKS
Mineral Water Still/Sparkling 500ml
28
Mineral water Still/Sparkling 750ml
50
Soft Drinks (330ml)
28
Mixers (200ml)
26
Red Bull
45
Iced Tea
38
Appletizer
38
Grapetizer
38
JUICE BAR
Orange Squeeze
54
Durban Delight
59
Apple of My Eye
59
Sunrise
59
Sir Orange Juice
28
Sir Fruit Cocktail
28
Sir Strawberry
35
Sir Cranberry
28
Sir Mango
40
Sir Apple
28
MILKSHAKES
Strawberry
69
Chocolate
69
Coffee
69
Lime
69
Bar One
69
FREEZO’S
Peanut Butter Freezo
60
Coffee Freezo
60
White Chocolate Freezo
60
Dark Chocolate Freezo
60
Iced Latte
50
Flavoured Iced Latte
58
Frozen Café Mocha
65
Rose and Raspberry with Mint & Lemon Granita
55
Matcha Freezo
80
Matcha Iced Latte
65
*Prices are subject to change
*All prices quoted in Rands and inclusive of VAT