Geekhouse

Menu

What’s on the menu

Starters & Small Plates
Our Famous Sourdough with Balsamic & Olive Oil
60
Cheesy Focaccia with a Trio of Dips
Tzatziki, hummus & olive tapenade

150

Chimichurri Steak Strips
170
Creamy Peri-Peri Chicken Livers
90
Fried Calamari with Seasoned Mayo
130
Buffalo Wings
90
Fried Halloumi with Sweet Chilli Sauce
120
Cheesy Nachos

Add Pulled pork 25

135

Add Bread 10

Breakfasts

With your choice of bread – Rye/ Sourdough/ Ciabatta/ Wrap

Breakfast Jaffle
Bolognese mince, béchamel sauce, soft egg, crispy onions & fresh basil
80
Omelette
Three-egg omelette with bacon, tomato & cheese
110
Sunrise Brekkie
Two fried eggs, bacon, grilled tomato & bread

75

The Big Breakfast
Boerewors, two eggs, two grilled tomatoes, extra thick sourdough, three strips of bacon & a portobello mushroom stuffed with cream cheese & cheddar
165
Smashed Avo on Toast
75
Flapjack Stack
Three flapjacks, fresh berries, caramelised banana, crème fraîche & maple syrup
129
American Style French Toast
Bread, bacon, caramelised banana & maple flavoured crème fraîche

140

Seasonal Fruit Bowl with Greek Yogurt
110
Breakfast Bagel
Cream cheese, fried egg, avo & salmon
165
Geeky Toasties
Pizza Toastie
Tomato base, mozzarella cheese & pepperoni on sourdough

110

Bacon, Egg & Cheese Toastie
115
Chicken Mayo Toastie
115
Pulled Pork Open Sandwich
With pickled red onion, crispy onions, rocket & emmental cheese on sourdough, served with coleslaw

135

Mozzarella, Basil Pesto & Sundried Tomato Toastie
115

Add Regular Chips 35

Burgers
Doughnut Burger

Beef patty, smashed onion & cheese, two bacon
rashers & cranberry dressing on a doughnut

110

Double Chilli

Two beef patties, mixed peppers, jalapeño & cheese
sauce on a homemade bun

130

Geek Beef
100g Beef patty, tomato, red onion, lettuce & BBQ sauce on a homemade bun

90

Geek Chicken

Grilled or fried chicken breast, tomato, red onion,
lettuce & sweet chilli mayo on a homemade bun

95

Double Fried Onion & Bacon

Two beef patties, tomato, fried onion, smoked bacon, lettuce, gherkins, BBQ sauce & cheese sauce on a homemade bun

155

Add Regular Chips 35

All Time Favourites
Grilled Salmon
Grilled salmon, smashed baby potatoes, green beans & lemon butter sauce

240

English-Style Pub Fish & Chips
Perfect with a draught.
Fried hake, served with mashed peas, twice-cooked chips & homemade tartare sauce

195

St. Louis Pork Ribs

Marinated BBQ pork ribs served with twice-cooked chips

270

Calamari

Grilled or fried, served with a tartare sauce

220

Butter Chicken Curry

Served with basmati rice, pickled onion salad
& poppadom

195

Chicken Schnitzel
Choice of mushroom or cheese sauce

195

Chicken Wrap
Mixed lettuce, carrots, mushrooms, quinoa, corn, caramelised onion, celery, avo, hummus & Kewpie mayo

145

Fried Chicken Strips with Basil & Chilli Mayo
105
Deboned Chicken Thighs
Three deboned chicken thighs glazed in tikka sauce
180
Quesadillas

Emmental, cheddar, mozzarella, spicy mayo & a side salad or chips

130
Creamy Cajun Chicken Pasta

165

Salads & Poke Bowls
Geek House Green Salad
Mixed greens, edamame, cucumber, parmesan, toasted pumpkin seeds, dried cranberries & balsamic dressing
140
Halloumi And Chicken Salad

Grilled halloumi, crumbed chicken strips, red onion, mixed peppers, pawpaw, caramelised macadamia nuts & cranberry dressing

170

Salmon Poke Bowl
Salmon, avo, edamame, pickled cucumber, rice, black sesame seeds & dill cream cheese

200

Chicken Bowl
Grilled chicken, rice, broccoli, carrot & cucumber ribbons, pawpaw, sesame seeds & coriander cream cheese

140

Exotic Poke Bowl

Seared teriyaki chicken, rice, pickled onion, pineapple, edamame & cherry tomatos

140

SIDES

Chargrilled Corn topped with Parsley Butter & Feta
30
Thick Cut Onion Rings
35
Handcut Double-Fried Chips
40
Seasonal Veggies
35
Side Salad
35

*Prices are subject to change

Pizzas

With your choice of base – Regular/ Gluten Free/ Sourdough

Classic Margherita
100
Chorizo Pizza Sandwich

Chorizo, caramelised onions, feta, emmental & chimichurri

190

Mediterranean
Artichokes, olives, mushrooms, ham, sundried tomato, mozzarella & caramelised onion

170

Milano
Mozzarella, bacon, feta & avo

170

Regina
Mozzarella, ham & mushroom

140

Donatello’s Pizza
Mozzarella, pulled pork, caramelised onion, BBQ sauce, roasted pepper & rocket

195

Two Little Piggies
Mozzarella, pepperoni, bacon, garlic & avo

170

BBQ Chicken
Mozzarella, BBQ chicken, feta, avo, red onion & peppadew

190

Deboned Ribs
Mozzarella, deboned ribs, mushroom & caramelised onion

180

Four Cheese
Mozzarella, cream cheese, provolone & parmesan

155

From the Grill

We proudly serve Premium Chalmer Beef which has been perfected since 1969. All cuts of steak are aged for 28 days to achieve unmatched tenderness & flavour.

Sirloin 300g
220
Fillet 250g
280
T-Bone 500g
350

SAUCES

Roasted Garlic
40
Black Peppercorn
40
Mushroom
40
Cheese
40
Chimichurri
45

Bone Marrow Butter

50
Tanya's Signature Bakes

Baked fresh daily, made with love.

Brownie/Blondie with soft serve
75
Cheesecake
75
Carrot Cake
95
Chocolate Cake
80
Biscoff Cake
80
Waffle With Soft Serve
75
Gelato Selections on Display
SQ
Warmers

Short

Tall

Americano
33
Macchiato
30
Cappuccino
33
38
Dark Café Mocha
55
White Café Mocha
55
Red Cappuccino
38
Café Latte
38
Dark Hot Chocolate
42
White Hot Chocolate
45
Flat White
36
Vanilla Flavoured Latte
50
Hazelnut Flavoured Latte
50
Salted Caramel Flavoured Latte
50
Milo
36
Spiced Chai
44
Boeretroos
48
Tea
Rooibos
33
5 Roses
33
Green Tea
33
Twinings

Mint, Earl Grey, Chamomile

35

*Prices are subject to change

Cold Beverages
DRINKS
Mineral Water Still/Sparkling 500ml
28
Mineral water Still/Sparkling 750ml
50
Soft Drinks (330ml)
28
Mixers (200ml)
26
Red Bull
45
Iced Tea
38
Appletizer
38
Grapetizer
38
JUICE BAR
Orange Squeeze
54
Durban Delight
59
Apple of My Eye
59
Sunrise
59
Sir Orange Juice
28
Sir Fruit Cocktail
28
Sir Strawberry
35
Sir Cranberry
28
Sir Mango
40
Sir Apple
28
MILKSHAKES
Strawberry
69
Chocolate
69
Coffee
69
Lime
69
Bar One Shake
69
FREEZO’S
Peanut Butter Freezo
60
Coffee Freezo
60
White Chocolate Freezo
60
Dark Chocolate Freezo
60
Iced Latte
50
Flavoured Iced Latte
58
Frozen Café Mocha
65
Rose and Raspberry with Mint & Lemon Granita

55

Matcha Freezo
80
Matcha Iced Latte
65

*Prices are subject to change

*All prices are in South African Rands

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